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A Poet Who Can't Play Guitar

Mon Aug 1, 2005, 11:14 PM
said I should be less serious in my journal entries, so I'm going to open this one with a joke.

Why did Harold the drug-addicted duck cross the road?
Because that's where his quack dealer was.

ha ha ha now you see why I am so serious :(

I haven't added anything new to my page lately because to be honest I haven't really felt like putting anything together. I will probably be more motivated when school starts and I'm in the advertising course; I guess that'll give me more ideas and I may also be able to upload some ads we make in class (although I doubt we'll dive right into making them).

Still three weeks till gets back from China and we miss her, but I hope she's having fun over there. Also, officially entered adulthood on July 30th (not the 31st, as I mistakenly assumed) so go wish him a happy birthday.

Yeah that's about it so I'll leave you now with the classiest picture in the world.

[link]

You don't get much cooler than that.
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  • Current Residence: Ontario, Canada
  • Interests: Hanging with friends, Urban Exploration, Biking, Photography, Reading, Anime, Manga
  • Favourite movie: Back to the Future, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, Shaun of the Dead, Die Hard, Doom House, Mood House
  • Favourite band or musician: Billy Talent, Green Day, Tool, A Perfect Circle, VNV, A23, Manic Street Preachers, :W:, Rammstein
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock, Industrial, Power Metal
  • Favourite artist: DJ Chronos, linn3h, BluriX, Frank Miller
  • Favourite poet or writer: Michael J. Fox, James Rollins, Frank Miller, Something Awful Writers
  • Favourite photographer: Faction-Unique (AKA Kevin Patterson)
  • Favourite style of art: Pixel art (though I can't do it), photography, digital art, digital manipulation, Sin City art
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: Winamp for computer, my KOSS 256 MB for portable
  • Wallpaper of choice: Hellsing
  • Favourite game: Silent Hill 2/4, Splinter Cell 2/3, Half-Life 1/2, Opposing Force, Blue Shift, Doom 3
  • Favourite gaming platform: Xbox/PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: Alucard, Dwight McCarthy, Marv, Hartigan
  • Tools of the Trade: Canon PowerShot A400, Photoshop

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~DJ-Chronos Sep 7, 2005, 6:37:05 PM
Oh shit! Dave! DAVE!

Look out!

Ah!-Oh, fuck. Too late. Nevermind.

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You are all unbelieveably fucking retarded.
:icondj-chronos:
~DJ-Chronos Aug 18, 2005, 10:49:00 AM
Bwahaha, "98% of the teenage population smokes or has smoked pot"?!

Thats the most ridiculous claim I've heard in a while. I always laugh when I see it, but I figured I'd finally type something.

So out of all my friends, lets see...every single one except for quite a small percent of Alex have smoked pot. So say we add up random teenagers in Dundas! Lets say that there are 5000 we choose...

Holy shit! All but a select, elite cult of kids in Dundas havent smoked pot! I mean...wow! I must be retarded! I never realized such insanity! I want to be like one of those elite few :( Do they get some sort of perk for being in the 2% of kids on earth who haven't smoked pot?!

Wait! Take 500 MILLION teenagers!

..oh christ. The world is completely swarmed with raging potheads, and experimental people!

ON A RELATED TOPIC!

57.4% of facts are made up on the spot!


98% of the teenage population are fucking RETARDS. If you are one of the 2% who isn't, post this in your signature :)

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You are all unbelieveably fucking retarded.
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~Faction-unique Sep 7, 2005, 2:48:14 PM
muahahahaa i love it

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I was trying to be post-modern...actually I just screwed up.

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~DJ-Chronos Sep 7, 2005, 6:36:12 PM
:D Thank you good sir knight

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You are all unbelieveably fucking retarded.
:icondj-chronos:
~DJ-Chronos Aug 18, 2005, 10:41:06 AM
Oh shit man, look out, you're being raped :(

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You are all unbelieveably fucking retarded.
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~hpfootball Jun 24, 2005, 4:11:50 PM
hahah hello, yes ive heard about you. nice to meet you. yeah israel was pretty cool, but its good to be back in good ol' dundas

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"Insecurities are about as useful as trying to put the pin back in the grenade" - Incbus (smile lines)
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~linn3h Jun 15, 2005, 2:02:15 PM
THAT'S NOT FUNNY DAVE YOU SON OF
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